Score: 1

"its spontanious human combustion"

submission: Spontaneous Combustion

date: August 20, 2005

and its not when people "blow up" its when they combust or in words that you can understand, they catch fire.

Score: 7

"i dunno"

submission: Renegades Chapter 1

date: August 17, 2005

it was better than allot of movies ive seen namely Rolli's submissions but i just didnt like the concept of it. the animation was smooth and the voices were timed good and u do have talent but i would like to see it put to work in another style of flash

Score: 2

"ill bitch about it if i want"

submission: BDFH chronicle

date: August 12, 2005

Just because you write "dont fucking bitch about it" its not going to stop me from excersizing my right of free speech. Ive noticed how angry you get reading reveiws that don't praise your work, saying such things as "you dont have any flashes and until you do fuck off" or something like that. but as you fail to realize everyone can wright a reveiw, even if they dont make movies!!. This is because i hae the ability to watch other movies on newgrounds and compare yours to thiers. What a novel idea. and you may or may not have realized this part either but your movies just dont match up to the vast majority of everone elses. Save everyone the trouble and name them all "Blam this Wade" if you insist on continually submitting them.

Score: 1

"stop submitting OR SO HELP ME GOD"

submission: Miracle Blade

date: August 12, 2005

As soon as i clicked play i realized your effort, i mean getting a prison inmate to rape you up the ass with a sandpaper condom to make the opening sounds, thats dedication. Sadly it ends there as with all of your flashes. Also none of them show any skill whatsoever, whatching shit on a wall wouldn't leave me as nauseated as this movie does. Save newgrounds and stop submitting.

Score: 1

"resembles previous work"

submission: Trouble at the Office

date: August 12, 2005

some people would take that as a compliment but as you should realize by now, all of your flashes are not very good. well not good at all i mean if i was you I would stop making the internet a shittier place to be. Also I seriously have no clue who this vince character is or how he's "ruling my e-life" And if you could tell me what an e-life is that would help also, because until then im going to assume that it consists of having sex with a gay lover inbetween submitting shitty flashes on newgrounds. oh wait thats YOUR life.

Score: 4

"impossible"

submission: Blot Bot Soilders

date: April 12, 2005

it would be impossible for those guys to shoot because on closer inspection i noticed they were missing there trigger fingers. In fact the were missing there digits completely making it impossible to even hold a firearm. i deduce that these "army men" are actually more highly evovled than first thought. they must have phsycic poweres that enable them to attach there circular appendages guns, knives, etc. and also pull the trigger. Why they dont have battles of the phsycic is beyond even me.

Score: 2

"Why does that fish look like a leach?"

submission: Fisherman

date: April 12, 2005

first things first why is that guy fishing? he could've sold that plastic sword and bought a can of tuna if he really felt like fish. Cause i know for a fact if i caught that fish-leach hybrid thing i wouldnt even think of eating it, in fact i would consider it a sin against nature to let that piece of shit swim around and not kill it and leave it to rot. Also if i could swim like that guy i would teach swiming lessons for a living instead of fishing in that nuclear poluted lake.

Score: 3

"huh?"

submission: Weapon -=.:HFS:.=-

date: April 12, 2005

sorry buddy i just dont follow what good that thing would be. like c'mon its a gun on a chain that when u shoot u have to stand on one foot, thats if u dont cut it off with the bladed anchor on the end. and try to spellcheck when u submit something, it would help the apearance alot.

Score: 5

"not bad"

submission: Forced Entry Part.1A

date: April 12, 2005

the movie wasnt to bad albiet short, but the music was very annoying as was the sound for the voice bubbles. it seems what is really lacking is your character, there are people you can talk to about your chronic paranoia. by he way this aint vince.

Score: 2

"angering"

submission: Mile High Club

date: September 30, 2004

why does the ball keep rolling? or when its in the air it loses so much momentum and drops strait down but the rolls of the platform if u fix these i might enjoy playing the game